You know, Michael from Roswell and Xander from Buffy really should get together and start a club for WB guys who are WAY past due for a haircut. They could be co-presidents. Dawson should probably also sign up, as well as that guy from 7th Heaven. And Michael had better bring Kyle along with him. Ben the Transgendered Hellgod Intern might oughta stop in for a meeting, too. At their first meeting they could have Lindsey from Angel lecture on the virtues of finally breaking down and getting a non-skanky haircut. Then they could all go out for haircuts and pie.

Sometimes, you wouldn't believe the extent to which I crack myself up. And only myself, I'm sure.