I got a giant-sized case of insomnia for my birthday! Happy birthday to me! But the nice thing is, it's not like I have to get up and go to work in a few hours. Since I'm up, I think I'll write some Survivor Haiku:

So long, farewell, Nick.
I think you wanted to go.
Eat. Drink. Shave. Enjoy.

Amber missed Jerri.
Well, it's nice that someone did.
Too bad, so sad. Not!

The Rice Man Cometh.
Know what would make good TV?
Cannabalize Jeff!

That's all I've got. I'm going back to bed.