From a spam mail I just got:

"Do YOU need help or know somebody who needs help
with any of the following addictions?

alcoholism
drug addiction
smoking
ADHD (attention deficit Hyper disorder)
sugar or carbohydrate bingeing
PreMenstrual Syndrome,(PMS)"

Why, yes! Please, oh please help me. I just can't get enough of the irritability and the bloating and the moodiness that comes with PMS. I lie curled up in a twitchy ball for weeks at a time waiting for it to come back and feed my addiction. And the shame of my addiction to ADD is just too much to bear.

Putz.