Dude, that's not even something to joke about.

That almost makes the earlier Keanu Reeves rumors look appealing. At least then it would be the actual Keanu and not some second-rate Keanu knock-off.

Oy. And here I was hoping that "Year One" could actually fix the damage done by Joel Schumaker. Note to self: Stop hoping. Stop it right now. Stop having any decent expectations for anything "Batman" that doesn't come directly from DC or the animation studios. That line of thinking will only get you hurt in the end.

Link first freaked out about over at tolkhan.