Follow the bouncing meme. I think she started it, and I'm certainly not going to be the one to finish it. I don't normally like to do this sort of thing, because I'm never happy with my answers afterwards, but here goes:

Bernard Pivot Questionnaire:

What is your favorite word?: I'm rather fond of persnickety. Ruckus is fun too. And piddle.
What is your least favorite word?: I hate corporate lingo.
What turns you on?: British accents, a good singing voice, and/or a wicked-funny sense of humor. A combination of all three will melt my socks.
What turns you off?: Willful ignorance, rudeness and pretension.
What sound do you love?: "Timmah!"
What sound do you hate?: The sounds of office-mates making chit-chat in front of my desk and the sound of a cell phone ringing in a movie theater both tend to make me contemplate physical violence.
What is your favorite curse word?: I derive an odd sense of satisfaction from using "-ass" as a suffix: big-ass, stupid-ass, weird-ass... you get the idea.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?: I'd like to be a cartoonist, but sadly, I can't draw.
What profession would you not like to participate in?: I don't think I'd like to have to clean up after the elephants at the zoo ...
If (if?!) Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?: Well done my child.