Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child,
Listen to the DON'TS
Listen to the SHOULDN'TSS
The IMPOSSIBLES, the WON'TS
Listen to the NEVER HAVES
Then listen close to me--
Anything can happen, child,
ANYTHING can be.
--Shel Silverstein

Since I just got the letter Saturday, and it said my article would appear in the winter issue, I didn't expect it to see actual print for another month or so; but waiting for me in my mailbox when I got home from work this evening were three copies of the winter issue of Abilities magazine, all with my article in them. See? And this right here is the best part.

Should I be embarrassed to say that I did a happy dance around the kitchen with the magazine? And then again with my dog? I probably should be, but I'm not.

I'm a freelance writer. It says so right there on page 70.