Waaah! Snarky Jeff's gone!
But better him than Colby.
Things are heating up!

That's all I've got. I don't really have time for the haiku today. But did you see Richard Hatch on Entertainment Tonight talking about how they're probably afraid to vote Elisabeth out because they'd make her cry? Cracked me up. Rich is still an evil bastard. His commentator skills are getting better, though.