Amazon just sent me a reminder about my own birthday, suggesting that I update my wishlist. Do they really think that's necessary? Are there really people out there who need to be reminded about an occasion for which people buy them stuff? If so, I'm definitely not one of those people.

Oh, hey. A note to Brandon, Randy & Liz: This blog exists for my amusement, and mine alone. If you don't like my choice of subject matter, tough noogies, nobody asked you. Get your own blog and put up or shut up. Punks.