Hey, kids! Guess what time it is! That's right, it's time for...

Survivor Haiku!

No croc bites, just burns.
Well, how anticlimactic.
Figures it was Mike.

"I love you guys!" Damn.
He got some really good drugs.
Bye, Mike! Miss ya! Not.

It sure shook Jeff up.
He stopped being mean. He cared.
Come back, Snarky Jeff!

As for Ogakor,
Damn! I hate them! Hate them all!
Except Colby, natch.

Choc'late free Cowboy
has such pretty, pretty eyes.
I really dig him.

Ogakor makes me
yearn for Tagi and Pagong.
Rudy, Colleen...*SIGH*

Next week: the merger!
Going in Even Steven.
Ogakor lucked out.

Here endeth the haiku.