Filler was pretty funny today. In fact, a lot of people must think so, because suddenly I've got a lot of referrals from searches on Heather Havrilesky.

Sorry to disappoint you, for though I am a fan of Heather's, this is not a Heather Havrilesky fan site.

Neither is it a Survivor fan site, for that matter, so you can all quit looking here to find out who won.

Actually, I swear that Rich was on Dateline NBC before the first episode of Survivor aired, defending himself against allegations of abusing his adopted son, and I could swear that they mentioned repeatedly during the story that Rich had turned out to be the winner. Maybe I was on something at the time. I actually kind of hope that's the case. I'm beginning to hate Rich and his smug attitude and his big white nekkid behind. Nothing would make me happier than to see him get voted off tonight.

But I'm really quite certain that the Dateline story said he won.