It must be Painful Accident Day at my house. I just took some dirty dishes down to the kitchen, and while trying to set them beside the sink knocked a glass into the sink and shattered it. It had no sentimental value, thankfully. I was much more attached to the skin that that got all sliced up when I tried too late to catch it and the subsequent blood I lost. Then when I was trying to doctor myself up I dropped the box of Band-Aids and scattered them everywhere.

Fun, fun, fun.

Now? I'm eating a Hershey Bar and feeling slightly better about the world.