Survivor Haiku, Special Edition: The Jerri Rant!

Jerri's pure evil.
She'll be just like Richard Hatch.
She will never leave.

No, I take that back.
She's just a Rich wannabe.
Rich has no equal.

But I hate Jerri.
Really can't stand her. At all.
Beat her, Liz. Beat her!

Amber's no better.
She's Jerri's little minion.
At least Jerri thinks.

Run away, Colby!
Run while you can! Don't ally
yourself with evil!

Buh-bye Alicia.
Your muscles threatened Jerri.
So you're outta there.

I miss Snarky Jeff.
Have you seen his interviews?
He cleaned up real nice.

But back to Jerri.
Luxury item: Hair gel?
Her curls never frizz.

That's just another
reason to hate her. HATE her.
And her minion, too.

Did you see her face
when Alicia got the vote?
Hateful, hateful bitch.

Poor Jeff Probst, had to
spend time with her and Amber.
Host duties can suck.