Ladies and gentlemen, Survivor haiku:

That's it for Mad Dog
Tina will miss her singing
That backstabbing bitch

Jerri likes Colby
She thinks that he thinks she's nice
but Cowboy's no fool

Jerri says, "Go fish!"
Last week she told Kel, "No fish!"
She's a fucking bitch.

Mitchell's very tall
He sure does like to complain
That's all he's good for

Rodger fell, but still
Immunity is Kucha's
Go Kentucky Joe!

Jeff's mean, but funny
just like most queens that I know.
Wait--not gay? You sure?

Idiot Michael
wants to bring home the bacon.
Fishing's for sissies.

That's all I have. I'm done.