It's that time again, kids--time for Survivor Haiku!

Chicken Lover's gone!
No big surprises there, folks.
Maybe now she'll bathe.

Embarrassing, but
Jeff Probst was turning me on.
Yay wet, rain soaked host!

Jeff V. cracks me up.
I hope he won't get outed.
From the tribe, I mean.

Alicia, honey,
chill. You'll motivate your ass
right out of the tribe.

Ogakor won. Yay!
Even if they're all assholes.
Except for Colby.

Colby, Colby. Yum.
I'm a sucker for cowboys.
Well, really, just him.

I have decided
to stop rooting for Amber.
Whiny little bitch.

Keith vs. Jerri:
"Barkeep actress wannabe."
Heh. Heh heh heh. HA!

Next week's episode:
"When pissed crocodiles attack!"
*SIGH* Mike, don't hunt crocs.