Scream 2 was on Fox last night, so I watched it. First, a question: did Portia DeRossi get a nose job or something between that and Ally McBeal? Because she was barely recognizeable. When I first heard that she was in that movie, I couldn't remember seeing her in it, and last night I almost missed her even though I knew to look for her. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but something was just different.

Anyway.

I really can't handle watching Sarah Michelle Gellar playing the helpless little victim. At least in "I Know..." she was allowed to show some smarts and to actually put up a bit of a struggle. Even though I'd seen it before and knew she was going to die, when she made the stupid slasher victim move of going back into the house, I just closed my eyes and remade the whole scene in my head. In my version she landed a power kick to the killer's face and he ran away like a scared little bitch, and then she left and spent the rest of the movie patrolling for vampires. I like my version better.

Also, Liev Schreiber: Mmm'mmm, good.