My horoscope according to Suck:

Aries - 2001 will be a year of rapid change for you. One minute you're in love, the next minute you're taking out a restraining order against him. One minute you've quit smoking, the next minute you're searching for butts in your car's ashtray. One minute you're sentimental, the next minute you're scratching the family name off the silver so you can pawn it for a better price. But there's a lesson in all of this craziness: You're crazy. Sadly, there's not much you can do about that, this year or any other.

Yeah. I was kind of beginning to suspect that last part.

Hey, speaking of Aries, is Kevin Smith (the actor, not the director, who, by the by, is writing the new Green Arrow comic for DC, which is neither here nor there, it's just cool) ever going to show up on Xena again before it gets cancelled? He's the reason I started watching that show. He's hot.

He's no Spike, though.