How fast can you break a new year's resolution?

I overslept this morning. Not intentionally, though, so does that count? I slept right through both of my alarms. I was dreaming that I was already at work and trying to explain to somebody the difference betweenthe Elseworlds concept and the pre-Crisis DC continuity with all of the parallel universes, and I kept getting pissed at my cube neighbors for making that constant, screaching, buzzing noise. Then I realized it was my alarm going off and rolled over to see that it was already 7:00.

I managed to get dressed in 20 minutes this morning, ladies in gentlemen. No easy feat, especially considering that my left eye was swollen to grotesque proportions and constantly leaking and I couldn't see (by now it's gone down to merely freakish proportions and is leaking only intermittently and I can see okay, as long as I avoid bright light; you wouldn't think that in sub-freezing temperatures allergies would even be an issue, but there you are).

Needless to say, this is one of those days that you should all be glad I don't have a webcam.