Having just returned from the monthy office birthday/promotion/whatever celebration, where all anybody talked about was the election (except for one guy who has a hysterically paranoid theory about Napster, but that's neither here nor there), and having already read through blog entry after blog entry about the election, and having been asked umpteen times already this morning whether or not I've voted yet, I think I can safely promise you, my faithful audience of five, that Ritalin Junkie will remain a safe haven from election coverage and/or political preaching throughout the day. There will henceforth be no more mention of the election, nor of any of the candidates, nor of any of the issues. Just the same random, pointless lunacy you've come to expect.