Okay. So I dug around and found an old story about Rich's child abuse allegations, and it did not confirm that Rich won, just that he made it into the final group, so I'm guessing that the Dateline or 20/20 or whatever story I saw on him said the same thing and I misunderstood. Thank God. This means Rudy could still win.

So the finale has gained some extra-spicey suspense elements for me. This is how I think it will go down: Unless she wins immunity again, Kelli will get voted off. If she wins, it'll be Sue. Then whichever woman is remaining will lose the final contest (most likely to Rich), and the jury, who all probably hate the two-faced Rich and his naked white child beater* ass as much as I do, will vote for Rudy to win. Yay, Rudy!

I need to find a blank tape tonight so I can tape the Reunion while I watch Kevin Smith host Exposure's tribute to George Lucas. Actually, I would prefer to tape the latter while I watch the former, but nobody at my house ever figured out how to hook the VCR into the satellite feed.

*For the record, what Rich allegedly did to his kid doesn't sound any worse than anything my dad did to me growing up, and I wouldn't seriously classify my dad as a child beater. Although at least one of my siblings might disagree.