Itch. I itch. Everywhere. Every damn inch of my body. I itch in places I wasn't even aware I had.

I think maybe it was something I ate. I don't appear to have a rash, and I haven't tried any new lotions or detergents or anything. And yet I itch everywhere.

I'm going to go home later, if they'll let me. I should have called in sick, and stayed home to soak in a tub full of Aveeno, but I didn't want to waste a sick day on something so ridiculous. I thought maybe if I came to work and kept busy I'd get my mind off of the itching and it would go away. But all I can do is sit here and scratch. Damn, I'm miserable. I can't think about anything but making it stop. DAMN!

Oh, by the way, Eleni's on Ritalin now. This should be interesting ...