And I am a 27 year old girl. For criminy's sake, I'm supposed to be working on rewrites and I'm sitting here making up silly phrases for the Babelfish to translate (and entertaining myself to no end doing it, too). And my big plans for tonight are to go home and read Batman.

Like Stephanie said, no wonder I don't have a boyfriend. God, I'm such a loser.

I can't bring myself to feel badly about it, though.