Well. At least this page no longer crashes Netscape. However, said browser makes it look like feces. I don't know why. At least it's legible, which, at this point, is a thrilling accomplishment.

I've run all of my code through W3C's validators, and came up clean. So I'm guessing it's Netscape's problem. In that case, if you're using Netscape, my advice to you is: Deal.

I'm working out of order.