I have little tiny Dragonball Z figures lined up along my CPU, underneath my monitor. Kame keeps falling over and starting a domino effect, taking all the rest down with him. I'm starting to think he's doing it on purpose.

But do you know what's really weird? I have a little Slinky Dog keychain sitting on top of my monitor. He sits up there with no problems, but on the day Jim Varney died, he kept taking nose-dives off of it. Eerie.

I warned you people I would be unmedicated today.

You should go visit Erich, because he's keen.