I've got the news on while I fiddle with this new layout. They just said an OU basketball player (I didn't catch his name, but the sportscaster sounded like he was one of the more prominent team members ... I honestly don't follow the sports, so I couldn't tell you) was arrested for shoplifting a bunch of DVD's from the Norman Wal-Mart. All I think is, how come nothing that exciting ever happened when I worked there?