Do preppy frat boys ever stop looking like preppy frat boys? I know guys who are at least 40 years old who still dress, talk and act like preppy frat boys. Still wearing their preppy frat boy frat rings, still going to their preppy frat boy frat reunions ... come to think of it, the same can be said about preppy sorority girls. You can always tell who belonged to a sorority in college, no matter how old they are. They still have a certain look about them, and they're still just as irritating to be around for very long at a time as they were in college. Once a Greek, always a Greek, I suppose ...

Come on, people. If the four years you spent drinking and hazing in college were the best years of your life, that is profoundly sad. Get over college already. Quit wearing sweater vests and pony-tails with big-ass bows in your hair. The big bows in your hair looked stupid when you were eighteen, and they most certainly look stupid now that you're fifty. Quit reminiscing about your glory days. Your glory days should be now. Quit living in the past and live for the moment. And for God's sake, quit expecting your coworkers to bond with you the way you bonded with your Greek brothers or sisters! Leave me alone, dammit!