I like Meg's new design.

Today is the day formerly known as Secretary's Day, now known by a more PC moniker, Administrative Professionals Day. Woo-freaking-hoo. I have to -- er, that is, I *get* to go to a day long telecast seminar panel hosted by, of all people, Dave Barry. What the hell he knows about being a sec-- that is, an Administrative Professional is beyond me. He just better be funny. At least I'll get a free lunch out of it.

I got a card from the managers. My first year here I got roses. Last year I got a houseplant. Today I got a card. I feel so appreciated. It's okay, though, because I'm actually still steeped in denial that I'm a secretary, or an adminstrative assistant, professional, whatever. And hopefully this is the last Secretary's Day that I'll be on the receiving end of anything.

Please, God, let my book sell.