I just updated my intranet bio: "I've been with Williams Audit Services since September 29, 1997, where I work as the department's administrative assistant. Prior to joining Williams, I attended the University of Oklahoma where I majored in Journalism and English with emphasis on creative writing. I recently completed and am currently trying to sell my first novel, and I also design web pages for fun and profit. I usually spend what little spare time I have going to movies, watching cartoons, reading, or catching up on sleep."

How dorky. It's really hard to sum yourself up in a single paragraph, especially when you have to sound somewhat professional. Dorkier still is the picture that goes with it. Glah! That doesn't even look like me. What's with those pearls? I don't wear pearls. My hair doesn't look like that anymore, either. I think the next time I get ahold of the digital camera to take pictures of the new people, I'm going to sneak in a retake.