My body is punishing me for not being pregnant. I'm having some of the worst cramps I've ever had in my whole entire life. They actually woke me up, they hurt so bad, and I can sleep through just about anything. Right now I loathe my reproductive system. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I have it, 'cause I might want to use it some day. I just wish it would quiet down and wait patiently for that day to come.

Ow! Ow ow ow!