I thought of one more stupid joke. I'll tell this, and then I promise I'll stop.

A lady was getting ready to board a plane to fly first class to Paris. She tried to take her pet chihuahua with her on the plane, but the flight attendents refused to let her on the plane, insisting that the dog must travel in the luggage compartment in a carrier. Not having a carrier, the woman decided to just hide the tiny dog inside her coat, and boarded the plane.

Once they were in the air, the woman let the dog out of her coat, figuring by then there was nothing the flight attendants could do about it. As she did, the man sitting next to her lit up a cigar. "You can't smoke here," the woman told him. "It smells, and it's bothering my dog."

"Yeah, well, you're not supposed to have that dog on here," the man said. They proceeded to have a big argument, disrupting the entire plane. Finally a stewardess came to see what the trouble was. With neither party willing to budge, the angry stewardess grabbed both the dog and the cigar. She went to the plane's hatch, opened it up, and threw both outside. Horrified, the woman looked out the window, only to see her chihuahua sitting on the wing of the plane. And do you know what was in its mouth?

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wait for it...

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The brick!

See what I did there? They're a pair, see. Which really doesn't make them any better, but still, they crack me up.

And that officially exhausts my joke repertoire.