Okay, let's see where I stand on my various countdowns:

• 4 days til Christmas
• 10 days left of The Year 2000
• Slightly less than two weeks until all new Buffy & Angel
• Three weeks until I go back to college
• A month or so until Survivor II (sans Rudy, alas, but also sans Rich's ugly naked ass, so it's already got that going for it)
• 7 weeks (and one day) away from Hannibal
• 6 months until I quit my job

....and just a year and a half to go until Episode Two.