Eyuh. I'm having not such a good morning. Allergies are making my nose and eyes run, my eye is all swolen and red and stinging, and bright light hurts. And when I went to start my car this morning the battery was dead, so I had to go back in and wake my mom and ask to borrow her van. Then I drove off in said van without remembering to get my parking permit out of my car, so I'll probably get a ticket. Then I get here, and he tells me the story of how his sister got engaged, and I couldn't have written a more romantic scenario, which is just disgusting. I'm happy for Dawn, but I'm a petty, bitter person, so naturally I'm jealous as hell.

I should have known, when I took my dog outside first thing this morning and walked right into a humongous-ass spiderweb and had to spend several minutes getting it out of my hair, that today would be one of those days where I should just go back to bed and let the whole thing pass me by.

I've also got "Wang Chung" stuck in my head. That's not helping matters any.