Cut off! I haven't been able to access my e-mail all day, which is incredibly irritating, not to mention isolating and lonely. Not that I get much more than offers to make millions from home and the occasional invitation to drop in and chat with sweet young things named Brandi that are barely of legal age and would love to show me their pictures if I would just drop by their site at www.triplexnaughtypornsite.com, and bill notices, but still, I want my e-mail.

Feh.