The Original Blog O' Jean

Also known, at various life stages, as Random Thought Process, RitalinJunkie, and JeanJeanie.Net.

Monday, May 22, 2000

My process is more like this:

  1. Get inspired
  2. Write something
  3. Convince myself I'm brilliant
  4. Show it to my friends
  5. Listen to them tell me I'm brilliant
  6. Submit it to a publisher
  7. Get a rejection letter
  8. Convince myself I suck
  9. Wallow in self-pity
  10. Fear that I'll never amount to anything
  11. Repeat steps 6-10
  12. Repeat them again
  13. Start to really take it all personally
  14. throw a frustrated hissy fit during which I throw out everything I've ever written
  15. calm down and dig my stuff back out of the trash bin
  16. settle into calm depression and don't write anything again for a long time
  17. Begin again at step 1

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