My friend Terrence called me! He also (finally) returned my e-mail. Now the balance of power has shifted, and I'll start feeling obligated to call him. Great, he just ruined everything.

Just kidding, Terrence. You know I love you.

I'm going out, but I don't know what for. I need to buy my nephew a birthday present, for one thing.

I hope I remember to tape the Pretender.